There are lots of excuses people use to put off the purchase of their first still – although we've never heard from a single customer who regrets doing it after they've distilled their first batch of super-smooth spirits. So on this Black Friday when you might be deciding which deal to spend your hard-earned cash on, we thought we'd provide this handy "excuse buster" email. (You're welcome).
"Your stills are beautiful, but they're just too expensive."
First of all, let's get to the main reason for this email: Today only, we are offering 15% off all of our stills! The reductions have already been taken on the site, so all you have to do is click and shop and you can save OVER $100!
If that's not enough to get you clicking, just think about the cash you'll be able to save in the coming years. Once you're able to make your own spirits at home, there's no need to head to the liquor store anymore and pay for someone else's vodka, tequila, brandy or moonshine. Plus, your spirits will make great gifts through the years, saving you bundles on less meaningful non-hand-crafted presents.
"I can get a cheaper still elsewhere online."
This is true, but you really need to consider what you're buying when it comes to making a top-quality elixir that you will be drinking. Our stills are made with super-safe copper and all our seams are welded with lead-free materials. Plus, our hand-hammered dimples and time-tested precise onion dome design go a long way to guaranteeing your success. On top of that, we provide an industry-leading two-year warranty against defects (which you'll probably never need!). Try getting that from a cheaper, on-line knock-off version of a home still.
"My significant other won't let me."
He or she will change that stance pretty quickly once you serve up your first batch of warm and easy drinking spirits. We guarantee it. Really, we do. All of our stills come with a 101-day no-questions-asked refund policy with free outbound and return shipping, so if you or your reluctant partner don't enjoy your first still run, just send it back and we'll get your cash back to you.
"I don't have time for home distilling."
Actually, we hear again and again how people are surprised by how fast and easy home distilling is. The process is done in stages and is largely a "set and forget" activity. For example, once you mix your mash ingredients, the yeast does all the work. Once you run your still, you can get other things done while it does the work for you. (Isn't that the best kind of holiday shopping ever?) Plus, all our stills come with recipes and a crystal-clear instructional manual, so you can get started the minute you unbox.
So … what's your excuse now?!P.S. This is the LAST DAY you'll be able to get our stills this cheap for the rest of the year. So unless you have an excuse we didn't think of, why not shop now?
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